robots-aliens-monsters-ohmy:

Special Agent Dale Cooper meets a llama, and they stare into each others’ souls. (Twin Peaks, season 1, “The One-Armed Man”)

As God is my witness, I will never tire of seeing Special Agent Dale Cooper being briefly inconvenienced by a llama.

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magictransistor:

Feuerwerkbuchs

Ha ha, well what brilliant satiric artist created these … [checks National Geographic source] OH MY GOD.

If anything else, this is proof that humanity hasn’t changed that much over the eons. “Hey, these things go pretty fast. What if they were on fire?

gunshowcomic:

*puts a ‘grape job’ sticker on your big butt*

TUMBLR FRIENDS: Those last two pages might look icky cus I had to stitch them together for this update due to the 10 page limit. Just view the image by itself in a new tab and you will see it in its good glory. Or go to the main site and read it! whichever, the power is yours.

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I said two more updates, but to hell with it, this is the rest of the GQ part 5 right now! ALL OF IT! That was the end of that part. Next time we visit GQ we will finish this story. UNTIL THEN, I’m going to take a break! Just for next week. Kool Off a bit, then come back with some jokes and one-offs the next week after that on the 28th. Just askin for a week! And don’t forget the good shit over at the store. Thank you!!

I hear Patrick Warburton as Lucifer. In the comic, I mean. “Beelzebub, you juicy idiot!" It’s like Puddy greeting George.

And it should be someone like Chris Latta doing Cobra Commander as Beelzebub.

(Source: gunshowcomic.com)

I love finding stuff like this on things I order even more when I run my finger over it, feel the indentations and realize it’s original to the package.
(contained "As You Were" #3 (early bird special), sold by Silver Sprocket)

I love finding stuff like this on things I order even more when I run my finger over it, feel the indentations and realize it’s original to the package.

(contained "As You Were" #3 (early bird special), sold by Silver Sprocket)

puketrick:

I posted a PDF of Black Mass that you can read in your browser or download. It’s 208 pages of comics I created between 2008 and 2010. 

I published it as a book in October 2012. Physical copies are available here. 

sciencepainted:

Rx

Where’s a Phoenix Down when you need one.

sciencepainted:

Rx

Where’s a Phoenix Down when you need one.

underarm hair is growing on your head

(Inserted a break because this is long, but epic stories demand appropriate space.)

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paulscheer:

Only in the 70’s would it be cool to let this guy write children’s books.
View more Paul Scheer on WhoSay 

OK, so he looks kind of gruff here. But watch this:

"I can’t believe it, I’m singin’ with Johnny Cash!”
I love this guy. And I love growing up with his poetry and then finding out he did really funny cartoon travelogues for Playboy back in the day. 70s!
(Edit: Added a direct link to the video above because I’m a little late to the party on Tumblr’s dashboard video quirks.)

paulscheer:

Only in the 70’s would it be cool to let this guy write children’s books.

View more Paul Scheer on WhoSay

OK, so he looks kind of gruff here. But watch this:

"I can’t believe it, I’m singin’ with Johnny Cash!

I love this guy. And I love growing up with his poetry and then finding out he did really funny cartoon travelogues for Playboy back in the day. 70s!

(Edit: Added a direct link to the video above because I’m a little late to the party on Tumblr’s dashboard video quirks.)

impsexual:

Upon seeing the design, the first thought that came to mind was how terrifying it was. The second thought was that he had some serious dick sucking lips.

And upon seeing this I will spend the rest of my life collapsing into hysterical giggles at any appearance of Michael Bay’s toitles.

impsexual:

Upon seeing the design, the first thought that came to mind was how terrifying it was. The second thought was that he had some serious dick sucking lips.

And upon seeing this I will spend the rest of my life collapsing into hysterical giggles at any appearance of Michael Bay’s toitles.

andthatsterrible:

I think I’m about done with the D’s, not because there aren’t more good ones in the D section but because it’s getting hard to remember which ones I’ve done already.
Here’s the world’s most melodramatic sandbox fight.

"Sandbox fight" … Wait, but cats use sandboxes to … Oh gross.

andthatsterrible:

I think I’m about done with the D’s, not because there aren’t more good ones in the D section but because it’s getting hard to remember which ones I’ve done already.

Here’s the world’s most melodramatic sandbox fight.

"Sandbox fight" … Wait, but cats use sandboxes to … Oh gross.